Move along, nothing to celebrate
Mars 14, any normal day, if it wasn’t for the following holidays:
- Pi Day - Written in the USA date format, March 14 is an unofficial celebration for Pi Day derived from the common three-digit approximation for the number π: 3.14. Since I am more used to the international date format, I look forward to Pi Approximation Day 22/7.
- Steak and Blowjob Day - Say I love you with a steak and a blowjob.
- White Day - formerly known as Marshmallow Day, is unlike the above actually celebrated by millions of people, mostly in Japan, who in return for gifts received on Valentine’s day, give something back.
Don’t forget, in a month it is April 14, also known as Black Day - a day for single people, who celebrated neither Febraury 14 nor Mars 14, to eat noodles with black bean sauce.